Every Day Meat
Here at Finding Yourself, we aim to please. When several of our regulars privately expressed concern over the extravagance of the cold cut meat cake, I had to acknowledge that perhaps the cold cut meat cake isn't an everyday type of affair. This left me wondering how I can promote meat in my everyday life. Fear not gentle readers for I have discovered a solution that I'm sure will impress even the most vegan of you. I bring you Hats Of Meat

What's that you say? The Little house on the Prairie bonnet isn't modern enough for you? Too worried that it won't project an air of seriousness at your next business meeting? Well then, you might just like:

Now don't you go thinking that I have forgotten my loyal male demographic.


Here at Finding Yourself we love people of all races religions and colors. In the spirit of diversity I also bring you the brisket yarmulke

So as you can see promoting meat consumption can be a subtle activity that fits into your daily life style without the hassle and extravagance of the meat cake.
I'm hoping to one day discover that someone has fabricated a bacon burka and turkey turban. Not to toot my own horn but I think this informative and useful post deserves a hand.


What's that you say? The Little house on the Prairie bonnet isn't modern enough for you? Too worried that it won't project an air of seriousness at your next business meeting? Well then, you might just like:

Now don't you go thinking that I have forgotten my loyal male demographic.


Here at Finding Yourself we love people of all races religions and colors. In the spirit of diversity I also bring you the brisket yarmulke

So as you can see promoting meat consumption can be a subtle activity that fits into your daily life style without the hassle and extravagance of the meat cake.
I'm hoping to one day discover that someone has fabricated a bacon burka and turkey turban. Not to toot my own horn but I think this informative and useful post deserves a hand.

Labels: weirdness

9 Comments:
At 11:27 AM,
Melissa R. Garrett said…
Okay. I am not a vegetarian. But I think that this may succeed in bringing up my breakfast. EWWW!
At 1:20 PM,
Galadriel Thompson said…
You forgot about the venison visor.
At 1:59 PM,
Baby in Broad said…
Okay, I am a vegetarian, and...wow. Just...wow.
At 3:00 PM,
flutter said…
LOL the yarmulke is fabulous
At 5:49 PM,
Suzi said…
I think I love the hamburger baseball cap the best.
At 2:23 PM,
Melissa H said…
Ohhhhhkay. I'm officially sick. BLECH!!!
At 3:15 PM,
Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said…
My eyes! My eyes! They are bleeeeeeeeding.
At 10:23 PM,
annulla said…
Nice hats, but if you are going to doff one, you really should be wearing something like this meat jacket.
At 1:39 AM,
annulla said…
Ah, I had to come back to this post to let you know about this poem ...
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