That's Just Smurfy!

If faced with a Pamper full of what appears to be a Smurf massacre do not recoil in horror and begin shouting at the top of your lungs. Do not grab all 11 of your baby books and search the glossary screaming "Blue poo, where is blue poo?!" Do not press your lips to your child's head 473 times in the span of 5 minutes waiting for the killer fever to spring forth at any moment and most certainly do not neglect dispose of this mystery poo properly, because later, after you have realized that she did not,in fact, pull a Godzilla through the backyard toad stools, nor did she drink a gallon of drano but that she ate blueberries (that you gave her for breakfast), you will promptly forget about said left out diaper. Shortly after abandoning you baby's blueberry graveyard, your white dog will decide to have a snack, and you will panic once again when you find the dog with a blue ring around his mouth. Only when you go to check his eyes for signs of lethargy and press your lips to his soft forehead, you'll gag and realize that you just kissed the soft fawnlike forehead of a poo eating dog and you'll throw up in your mouth a little.

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