In Everyone's Life A Little Pee Must Fall

One can only hope it's not on them (well unless you are into golden showers). Yesterday we spent the late afternoon lounging at a chi-chi splash fountain with the kids. As Bentleys and Jags whizzed by my 4 year old daughter tried her hand at whizzing on a tree. Apparently the rich have no need for bathrooms, there must be some sort of surgery I'm just not aware of. When I mentioned trying to pee by the tree, Mira started stripping off her suit in the middle of downtown chi-chiVille. I managed to catch her before she was running buck naked up and down the stone paver sidewalks in front of the boutiques.
I led her over to a small clump of trees and did my best to shield her. Logistically this park is a nightmare for surreptitious peeing. It's bordered on two sides by busy sidewalks and streets, a school on the opposing side and a well used parking lot. There is precious little shrubbery and a HUGE open grassy area that just invites people to toss the old football around

I had her squat down and pulled her bathing suit off to the side. She looked at me funny and I told her to just go ahead and let loose. Suddenly I was all

and Robyn , who was sitting at a nearby bench, was all

Mira had peed- ON ME!! My hand and arm were drenched and I was afraid I was going to get it all over me since I was laughing so hard. I snuck over to the splash fountain and washed off while Mira danced around in circles singing "I pee on ground, I pee on the grooooound!!" I'm fairly certain that our shenanigan were witnessed by at least 1 person (refer to location of random woman at bench on the map) but it's possible that 10 or 53 of the various sidewalk loiterers, car drivers, boutique ladies, and school employees were privy to my golden shower.

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