Weekend Confessional
Step right up folks the confessional is open. None of us is perfect, we are all afflicted with evil thoughts and deeds. Share with us your pain and be relieved of your burden!
Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned. It has been 2 weeks since my last confession. Last weekend I let an opportunity get by me, one which may never reappear. I beg forgiveness from my flock, I hope you can overlook my stupidity and take me back into the fold.
Last weekend was Mira's birthday party and we rented a bounce house.

One of my long standing fantasies is making wild hot monkey love in a bounce house and I ... I ... I was too busy running around like a chicken with my head cut off to pin DH down and make passionate bouncy house circus love to him. I mean it was out there.. waiting, calling to me and I was more concerned about my party platters and mopping (sob).
(deep breath in, deep breath out)
I feel better just having admitted that. Your turn dear readers. The confessional is free, wine and wafers will be served at the alter.
Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned. It has been 2 weeks since my last confession. Last weekend I let an opportunity get by me, one which may never reappear. I beg forgiveness from my flock, I hope you can overlook my stupidity and take me back into the fold.
Last weekend was Mira's birthday party and we rented a bounce house.

One of my long standing fantasies is making wild hot monkey love in a bounce house and I ... I ... I was too busy running around like a chicken with my head cut off to pin DH down and make passionate bouncy house circus love to him. I mean it was out there.. waiting, calling to me and I was more concerned about my party platters and mopping (sob).
(deep breath in, deep breath out)
I feel better just having admitted that. Your turn dear readers. The confessional is free, wine and wafers will be served at the alter.

12 Comments:
At 11:56 PM,
shirley said…
Oh man! Just like Revenge of the Nerds when one of the nerds gets laid in the moon room. Darn it!
At 5:59 AM,
animalfamily said…
at least you still have a fantasies. most people even gave that up (so there's my confession).
At 11:39 AM,
T. said…
We have a rather large trampoline in a fairly secluded part of our yard. Two summers I have had this damn thing and every summer I swear this will be the summer that the hubs and I initiate it with the big bounce. Imagine, the fresh night air, the chirping of the birds, all the stars. Such romance. We are on to our third summer and we still only wonder. Perhaps three will be our lucky number.
At 11:42 AM,
Robyn said…
Forgive me lady of perpetual chaos!
I chicken out on helping my DH achieve his trampoline sex fantasy!
and ewww...glad you didn't leave your monkey love in there! I could be the next person to use that bounce house!
At 1:13 PM,
Reach said…
I was currious, would it not be more fun to explain away the bounce house for no apparent reason, then the one for the child's party? I think mystery, or the explaination of mystery, adds to the adventure. Should you view this situation in this light, you did not lose out on an opportunity, but rejuvinate a fantasy.
Reach
At 1:40 PM,
Izzy said…
Cool bounce house but those things are way to hot for sex and not in the good way!
PS: I've moved. Don't forget to update your blogroll :)
At 2:15 PM,
TaraMetBlog said…
Ok I never had thought of a bounce house as a place to get down, but now I will, lol.
At 6:28 PM,
candoor said…
and in one of those ball houses too... wow, opportunities missed... throw another party :)
At 12:13 AM,
Karen Rani said…
You are so freaking funny!
At 12:34 AM,
Alyssa said…
ok I'll play this game.
Sometimes I hope my in laws upstairs will hear us having sex and be jealous of our steamy passion.
Bah, there it's out.
At 12:52 AM,
Amber said…
Ahhh...The thought of making wild passionate anything on a trampoline or bouncy house with hubby is pure bliss...Makes me want to go buy a trampoline before he come's back for his r&r!!
At 2:17 AM,
Jay said…
Holy cow, a bounce house? You are the coolest mom ever!
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