Weekend Confessional

Welcome to a new feature here on Finding Yourself, The Weekend Confessional. Here you can unload your sins and air your dirty laundry. None of us is perfect and absolution is good for the soul. Step forth my readers and have these burdens lifted from your shoulders.

Forgiven me bloggers for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since I pretended to clean my refrigerator, apparently it has been over 6 months since I have done it for real. It's hard to deny the cold hard facts of expiration dates and liquefied moldy peppers. I found lemon juice that expired in October 2005, yes OCTOBER 2005. Lemon juice keeps for about 9 months so that means this lemon juice has been haunting my fridge for a solid year. To make matters worse, it was not banished to the nether regions of the back of the fridge, nay, it was on the door. Accompanying this grossly outdated lemon juice was another key ingredient for my famous hummus, a yellow pepper. Not just any ordinary yellow pepper, one who might very possibly predate the pyramids.



You can't get that kind of liquidfication and spore activity inside of a few weeks.

I could fill a book with my sins this week but I want to give you a chance to bare your soul. Click on Hail Marys and absolve yourself. If this catches on, the Weekend Confessional will make weekly appearances.