Vitamin Pee and Vitamin D
I started taking new vitamins in the hopes of pepping up. The Hubster found me some great vitamins
They work well, too well. I usually take my vitamins at night but these tend to keep me awake if I do. I've noticed some other effects - some good and others weird. For instance, every time I pee I start singing "It's Electric, boogie oogie oggie" No, The Vitamins aren't effecting the disco receptors in my brain they are making me piss electric yellow.
Can you believe the depth and clarity of the color? It's mind boggling. The last time I peed that color I was 10 and had downed a 12 pack of Hi-C Ecto cooler.
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And now I bring you a quality rant brought to you by the slack ass folks at TG Lee milk. The Hubster starts whining about needing milk while I had this hangover-esq headache from crashing after a pasta lunch (never again). He pulls into a spot at the grocery store and I proceed to snap his head off and order him to drive home "right fucking now!" In my haze I promised to get him milk after I've had some dinner - mistake #1. While at home we snarf some hotdogs and I go lay down because my head wants to explode like a landmine. During my half asleep stupor The Hubster's dad calls and needs The Hubster to go look at something - fine the grocery stores open till 10 - no problem - Mistake #2. Hubster is unable to return until almost 10 and starts in about the milk situation again. I head to the store only I have to drive 15 minutes out of the way to get to the store that is still open. I buy my milk, some hair stuff for hubby, organic bananas and some chicken..blah blah. When I get home and bring my haul inside I realize the bag holding the milk is wet... hmmm. Upon further exploration I discover it is FULL OF MILK! What the fuck? The TG LEE, which is paid EXTRA $$ for had a defect in the jug where the bottom was paper thin everywhere except one side where all the plastic had pooled. GRR this is the 2nd time this has happened and they are going to get one nasty phone call from me today. After I put what was left of the milk into a pitcher The Hubster pours himself a nice tall glass and starts freaking out because there is "something black in it." He STRAINS, yes STRAINS the milk to discover a dark brown cluster and is about to pour the whole thing of milk out when I remember that the cup he pulled from the dishwashed had leftover Oreo sludge (from him of course) when I put it in there. So The Hubster was almost deballed last night for A)making me go out and get milk at 1015pm and B) For then threatening to pour said milk out at 11pm.
They work well, too well. I usually take my vitamins at night but these tend to keep me awake if I do. I've noticed some other effects - some good and others weird. For instance, every time I pee I start singing "It's Electric, boogie oogie oggie" No, The Vitamins aren't effecting the disco receptors in my brain they are making me piss electric yellow.
Can you believe the depth and clarity of the color? It's mind boggling. The last time I peed that color I was 10 and had downed a 12 pack of Hi-C Ecto cooler.
~*~*~**~
And now I bring you a quality rant brought to you by the slack ass folks at TG Lee milk. The Hubster starts whining about needing milk while I had this hangover-esq headache from crashing after a pasta lunch (never again). He pulls into a spot at the grocery store and I proceed to snap his head off and order him to drive home "right fucking now!" In my haze I promised to get him milk after I've had some dinner - mistake #1. While at home we snarf some hotdogs and I go lay down because my head wants to explode like a landmine. During my half asleep stupor The Hubster's dad calls and needs The Hubster to go look at something - fine the grocery stores open till 10 - no problem - Mistake #2. Hubster is unable to return until almost 10 and starts in about the milk situation again. I head to the store only I have to drive 15 minutes out of the way to get to the store that is still open. I buy my milk, some hair stuff for hubby, organic bananas and some chicken..blah blah. When I get home and bring my haul inside I realize the bag holding the milk is wet... hmmm. Upon further exploration I discover it is FULL OF MILK! What the fuck? The TG LEE, which is paid EXTRA $$ for had a defect in the jug where the bottom was paper thin everywhere except one side where all the plastic had pooled. GRR this is the 2nd time this has happened and they are going to get one nasty phone call from me today. After I put what was left of the milk into a pitcher The Hubster pours himself a nice tall glass and starts freaking out because there is "something black in it." He STRAINS, yes STRAINS the milk to discover a dark brown cluster and is about to pour the whole thing of milk out when I remember that the cup he pulled from the dishwashed had leftover Oreo sludge (from him of course) when I put it in there. So The Hubster was almost deballed last night for A)making me go out and get milk at 1015pm and B) For then threatening to pour said milk out at 11pm.
posted by Fidget @ Thursday, August 04, 2005
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