Unfortunate

Things have not been going my way lately, just not at all. Yesterday I recounted the harrowing tale of being farted on by a stranger, today I had to cut my pants off. You see at my current weight of 208 I don't have many wardrobe options. I refuse to purchase more since I am losing weight (down 4 lbs currently). I had this skort.. I first purchased it after the birth of Mira. It's a size 16 and I seemed to settle there for awhile. I wore it after I had Tessa and then passed it on to a friend, instructing her to "burn it" when she was done. Thankfully she didn't and was able to pass it back to me when I gained weight from my meds. Since having it passed back to me I have worn it 3 times, the third time being the last. The zipper has always been a bit sticky until today. Today it wasn't sticky it was STUCK.

After an hour of struggling, I had to pee. I tried slicking the zipper with soap - no dice. I yanked, I twisted, I squeezed- NOTHING would budge the zipper. I got desperate...

yep, cut myself out. Now I am mourning the loss of my pants, but really what choice did I have?
R.I.P.