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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Hours

8... The number of hours I hope I can sleep tonight

7... Approximately how long my floor stayed clean

6... What is the number of hours I walked around with my collared shirt on inside out. I wonder how many people were snickering at me as I paraded up and down the isles of Walmart in my hot pink polo like some feeble minded dweeb.

5... How many hours sleep I'll probably get

4... The number of hours I roasted our curry pot roast

3... All we want is a freaking HELOC and some woman spent 3 hours trying to convince us that we want to refi.. WHY? Why didn't I ask her to leave 2 hours ago? Sometimes I am too fucking nice.

2... The number of hours I'll probably spend in the bathroom regretting curry pot roast

1... The combined time I spent picking my nose today, yum

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