Sabotage

(cue the beastie boys) I can't stand it I know you planned it....

I HAD plans to go do lower body workout at the YMCA. DH was jealous so he hatched a plan. In a stunning, seemingly sweet move he offered to take Mira to the hardware store (this was done to lull me into a sense of complacency and general oooo ahh lovey feelings).. Somewhere along the way he veered off into Target and bought mini Hershey bars.. You know the fun size 4 variety packs... Special darks....mmmmm .... Mr Goodbar..... (drool).... Hershey's....... Krackle.... OHHHHHHH. Suddenly I found myself elbow deep stuffing my face with mini Hershey bars and waving goodbye to DH who just took off for the YMCA. Later when I complain about not getting a workout he'll whip his wee willy out of his pants and say "Time for some cardio and a lotion rub down" I'll probably fall for it too... He IS an evil genius