Dirty no good thieving whore

Yep, that's me- a dirty no good thieving whore. Julie, also known as The Queen of Pink had a brilliant idea... Give the readers what they want. So dear readers as Julie so eloquently put it.. DO IT TOO ME ... That right Ask away. And as always, honesty is in effect.Questions anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? What do you want to know about Fidget? You have until Monday night to leave me questions in the comments section. I'll answer them as I can over the rest of the weekend and definitely by Monday so ask away - don't be shy.

#1 Last Girl on Earth - Fidget, which one...Good porno read, or good porno movie?

Well I generally would rather a good porno read. I like to use the story as a guideline. Most porno movies are distracting they seem so staged... Now watching our own home porno movies... Well I'll take that over a good read any day.

#2 allamateur (warning do NOT click on that link unless you are over 18 and have a strong heart!)- And how do we get you to post those beautiful tata's on My Blog? hehe

I have not made my foray on the internet porno scene. I don't have any rock solid plans to as of yet. Perhaps when I'm done having kids and need to raise the funds to get my tata's lifted off my knees I'll unveil my boobalicious rack. Until then my saucer sized aeriolas are for my camcorder only!

#3 TooBIG - I guess people want to see your puppies and I wouldn't mind seeing em either

I have 3 puppies Dozer, Pickles and Nomar



Aren't they the cutest?? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ( I also must note that the blogger spell check wants me to change Nomar's name to 'mammary' What is it with me and boobs?)

#4 newshutr - Do you live in Oviedo, Fl?

I la la la lala Love Oviedo. How many other towns go to such lengths to protect a wild chicken population? Where else can you find chickens BEGGING for scraps in the drive through for Popeye's ? You'd think the last place a chicken would want to be is anywhere near a fried chicken restaurant. A lot of the businesses set out clean water and feed for the chickens, traffic comes to a grinding halt and cars are sporting "I break for Oviedo chickens" bumper stickers....

#5 Jason of Jay & Jay Kill the Goat fame took time out from his busy goat killing schedule to ask: Did you enjoy legos as a child?

yes, yes I did. I had a friend who's mom was seriously neglectful (therefore supercool in my eyes) and did not care what we did so long as it didn't involve burning the house down. We would build Lego cities. Wondrous places that filled the floor of his room, spilled out down the hallway and into his livingroom. She would tolerate lego land for a week or so. Then she'd stumble over it while trying to light a ciggy and declare it a fire hazard. Good times.

#6 The previously mentioned Queen of Pink wants to know what my biggest guilty pleasure is.

Well, this was a hard one for me. I don't often feel guilty about my habits but there is one that makes me feel guilty on occasion. Sometimes I like to people watch and just tear into people... I think it stems from the need for a good argument (aka reason to be nasty mean). DH will not indulge my need to occasionally yell or be a bitch so instead I sit down with an equally bitter friend and make rude comments. This is HORRIBLE but alas it's how I was raised. It's that same need in me that sends me running for the camera when my kid gets her butt stuck in a bucket instead of helping her first. I know I'm a terrible human being....

#7 Nono Nobody wants to know when you make your own porno movies, what kind of things do you like to do?

Well other than pick my nose.. Ok kidding I don't film that. We do what we normally do.. Just someone holds the camera. We don't play it up or mug for it. It's meant to be a window into our most intimate moments, not a movie.