Sunday
Alabaster is still with us. His vet is trying to contact his owners but thus far no one has picked up the phone... HELLO? If my kickass wiener dog was missing I'd have my calls forwarded or at LEAST leave another number where I could be reached on my answering machine.
If Alabaster does have to leave us we are getting another dog STAT - Dozer has been less of a pain in the toosh since Al's arrival. He's too busy bothering Al to drive me or the kids nuts. Plus I so totally want a little dog to cuddle. Dozer is so heavy it's like being attacked by a sumo wrestler when he tries to sit in my lap.
Went to workout yesterday too. Wore my cutie bootie pants and DH was indeed impressed. Did some cardio and then did chest and arms on the weight machines. Can I just say OUCH. My armpits are killing me today. I've gotta get rid of my quadraboobs though and tighten up that farewell flab under my arms (you know you wave bye and it keeps waving and waving and waving...). The kids stayed in the child center for a little over an hour before having a break down. Taking today off as school starts tonight! Hoping that I don't fall asleep in class. Wish me luck! Maybe I'll find out what grade I ended up with last semester (have been locked out of stupid system b/c it says I don't know my mothers maiden name - but I do damn it!).
If Alabaster does have to leave us we are getting another dog STAT - Dozer has been less of a pain in the toosh since Al's arrival. He's too busy bothering Al to drive me or the kids nuts. Plus I so totally want a little dog to cuddle. Dozer is so heavy it's like being attacked by a sumo wrestler when he tries to sit in my lap.
Went to workout yesterday too. Wore my cutie bootie pants and DH was indeed impressed. Did some cardio and then did chest and arms on the weight machines. Can I just say OUCH. My armpits are killing me today. I've gotta get rid of my quadraboobs though and tighten up that farewell flab under my arms (you know you wave bye and it keeps waving and waving and waving...). The kids stayed in the child center for a little over an hour before having a break down. Taking today off as school starts tonight! Hoping that I don't fall asleep in class. Wish me luck! Maybe I'll find out what grade I ended up with last semester (have been locked out of stupid system b/c it says I don't know my mothers maiden name - but I do damn it!).

2 Comments:
At 12:38 PM,
Jay said…
Quadraboobs?
Can I be reading that right?
At 1:44 PM,
Fidget said…
yes! its when you get boob that hangs over the side of your bra in the arm pit area. its not actually part of that boob or your arm - you end up with 4 boobs total = quadraboob
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