Ass prints

30 minutes on the elliptical today then onto the weights right? They provide free towels, as many as you want. PLEASE PLEASE PUH LEASE when you are done with a machine wipe your ass prints off of the seat. It would also be nice if you would wipe down where your stubby sausage hands gripped the machine since I am fairly certain you've been digging around to fish your too tight spandex out of your funky sweaty ass. Can you not read? There are signs EVERYWHERE even little tiny ones taped on some machines reminding you that no one else want to sit down in your wet ass print so swab the f-in machine down! Unfortunately I was WITH one of these sweat offenders. I thought so highly of her (most of the time). Today I feel a little more disgusted and a lot disgruntled.. Don't be one of "those" people... WIPE UP YOUR ASS PRINTS... Say it with me people! Can I get an Amen? Now go and spread the good word throughout your gym.